Goldilocks returns

A familiar set of stories from the Mail today highlighting the slapdash approach some celebrities take to worming their way into Mr Mail-Reader's online affections.

This pair are too fat;

This pair's too thin;

But this one's juuuuust right, and middle class pushing upper. Phwoarr I bet she's got fantastic property equity.

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Spot the difference

According to doctors (or it may be desperate-for-stories daily mail reporters) one of the photos below shows a big fat bastard. The other shows a woman who should have started eating again the minute her knees were wider than her thighs.

Can you spot the difference?

Hey fatty bum bum

If you can tell which is which please enter the Mail's contest here, stating why you hate the poor and how homeopathy cured your verrucas.

One lucky winner (drawn at random) will win a Big Mac or a Slim-fast, depends on whether they hate fatties or not on the day of the draw. Tweet

Goldilocks and the three fatties

One's too thin, one's too fat and the last one is juuuuust right.

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