tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39944651484146024232024-03-23T10:14:40.292+00:00Neither angry or scaredRefusing to be terrified into submission by the Daily MailScottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.comBlogger162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-6902555885931012512013-12-08T12:56:00.000+00:002013-12-08T12:56:28.911+00:00Daily Mail secretly switches allegiance.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The Leopard changes its spots and believes that Ed Balls has the answers after all!<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-82814966691367633642013-09-11T22:09:00.001+01:002013-09-11T22:09:16.247+01:00Justice for the size sixAfter all this time has the Independent finally got to the bottom of the horror of the Hillsborough disaster.<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZLJX1Sn1tZ3Q17ALuAzWf3zfqQperVPD3UiLsMJ2NB7nJOjpf9vXbmZ2hYwUZMC_2u9vl-bnR6OzouevHvncY6Hj4OBY3jYiOrs_O8xmugdtqDc0svSVfQHNdL7g0GU9n7Rs96J-3Vjlo/s640/blogger-image--761196216.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZLJX1Sn1tZ3Q17ALuAzWf3zfqQperVPD3UiLsMJ2NB7nJOjpf9vXbmZ2hYwUZMC_2u9vl-bnR6OzouevHvncY6Hj4OBY3jYiOrs_O8xmugdtqDc0svSVfQHNdL7g0GU9n7Rs96J-3Vjlo/s640/blogger-image--761196216.jpg"></a></div><br></div>There it is. Nike airs are to blame.</div><div><br></div><div>In further revelations on page 6 it seems that both the Fukashima and Chernobyl melt downs were due to engineers and technicians refusing to carry out essential maintenance in their pants and vests when they'd forgotten their overalls.</div><div><br></div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-72579674953953175082013-07-16T20:37:00.001+01:002013-07-16T20:37:10.018+01:00It's just a co-incidence<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Of course there's no way the two stories next to each other on the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/" target="_blank">Daily Telegraph's landing page</a> could be linked is there???<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-41706376391611406252013-05-07T21:25:00.001+01:002013-05-08T17:28:11.649+01:00Science is hard<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I used to particularly hate microbiology when I was doing my A-levels, too much Latin type names that were impossible to remember.<br />
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It seems that Laura Donnelly - health correspondent at the Telegraph also struggles.<br />
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It should be Helicobacter pylori not Helicopter pylori - which I think is Italian for "Man who drives Chopper."</div>
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-12214653344640162742013-03-17T16:16:00.001+00:002013-03-17T16:33:10.302+00:00The great global warming scam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2294560/The-great-green-1-The-hard-proof-finally-shows-global-warming-forecasts-costing-billions-WRONG-along.html" target="_blank">Daily Mail</a> uncovers those dastardly scientists have been pulling the wool over our eyes for years and actually the planet's A/C is set to cool. Don't take their word for it, here's a graph so you know they've got their science shit together.<br />
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Irrefutable eh? Look at the "Heavy Black Line" it's close to the edge of the 95% confidence interval. This surely means that - sometime in the future - it'll fall outside of that and we can all start filling up the Land Rover with leaded four star and piping the fumes directly into kitten's lungs. No harm, no foul - the graph says they'll be fine.</div>
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Let's think about it though what it's saying in the real world is that there's a 5% chance any data point could fall outside that range. Five points in every hundred will be above or below the light red area.</div>
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-37410856090216690332013-03-05T17:27:00.001+00:002013-03-05T17:27:36.175+00:00Small mammal photography competition winnerTaken from today's Independent on-line version. <br />
Nature photography has moved on from cute pictures of gerbils.<br />
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Sneaky tax dodging Google executive Eric Schmidt has been plastering himself all over the press defending his company's anti-social tax avoidance as "Capitalism".<br />
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Google's famous motto is "Don't Be Evil" and this is backed up by their <a href="http://investor.google.com/corporate/code-of-conduct.html" target="_blank">code of conduct</a>. They take this quite seriously...<br />
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While it might not embarrass him - he seems 'dance a little jig' happy with the arrangement - does it embarrass Google? I suppose we'll only know if we see him carrying a cardboard box of family photos and mugs full of pens out of reception escorted by a confused security guard.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-32711932303180132092012-10-25T20:24:00.001+01:002012-10-25T20:26:40.676+01:00Daily Mail publicises Jesus fellatio blog<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
As is well known throughout God-bothering-land being fruity is a sin that will end up with you spending eternity in hell and there's nothing you can do about it, until now...<br />
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As detailed in <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222897/Reverend-Bob-Larson-TV-Reverend-apparently-exorcises-gay-demon-freaky-video.html" target="_blank">MailOnline</a> Reverend Bob Larson can cast out the demon within and leave you dribbling at the sight of Girls Aloud for completely different reasons to what you were used to.<br />
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This is a great story but it appears the Mail's not noticed the origin of the video. Look at the top left hand side - <a href="http://onkneesforjesus.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">OnKneesforJesus</a> - that's not a slip up. It comes from a cool blog whose owner's bio reads <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">"<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">My life is all about getting on my knees and faithfully servicing Jesus until He comes"</span></span></div>
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-71657048614515691062012-10-09T18:26:00.001+01:002012-10-09T18:28:15.179+01:00Paul Broun is a bit thick<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
More worryingly<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Broun" target="_blank"> Paul Broun </a>is also a Republican Congressman in Georgia, and worse still he's a qualified medical doctor. A qualification he didn't get off the internet. However the cherry on top of the cake he serves on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_Committee_on_Science_and_Technology" target="_blank">Congress committee for Science & Technology</a>.<br />
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The reason this is so scary is because of what he said in front of an audience of talking stags - in much the same way Manuel once did in Torquay. Watch the video and ponder how on earth one of the most technological advanced nations in the world can be led by fuckwits like this chump.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-72935285084761655992012-10-08T22:55:00.000+01:002012-10-08T22:55:15.361+01:00Brass band members now fair game<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Populist headline in the Daily Telegraph...<br />
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Leaves this poor fella fearing for his safety.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-54625904239275296552012-10-06T01:24:00.003+01:002012-10-06T10:40:17.011+01:00Jim'll Fix it<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<a href="http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/the-victims-of-the-911-attacks-were-sacrificed-on-the-alter-of-new-world-order-global-government-a/question-3163939/?page=2&link=ibaf&q=tin+foil+hat&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XM-OgI8GaeU/Si9ed7iJN5I/AAAAAAAAGpM/0rn1st5tiCg/s400/RonPaulTinFoilHat2.jpg" target="_blank">James Delingpole</a> - the Telegraph's resident bat shit crazy anti-science tin foil hat wearer is standing for parliament. Corby-trouser-press in Leicestershire is the borough that will be retaining his deposit after the by-election.<br />
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The <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-19635837" target="_blank">constituency</a>, having some fields in it, falls right into JD rant territory and as such he's standing on a ticket of<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/aug/08/dry-stone-walling" target="_blank"> building dry stone walls</a>, or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZe1AeH0Qz8" target="_blank">fracking</a> for gas or using <a href="http://www.energy.siemens.com/hq/en/power-generation/renewables/wind-power/" target="_blank">windmills to grind wheat</a> or something. I'll be honest I didn't really pay attention. All I know is he's rabidly against coal or nuclear power or something and loves gas, even more than <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nedVpG-GjkE" target="_blank">Sid</a> did.<br />
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Anyway - whatever madness is in his views - he's taken to the self-publication circuit like a tramp to meths. What tickled me was his attempt at electioneering involving the ubiquitous photo op of him nibbling the skull of an infant. The woman in the background can obviously see traces of grey matter running down his chin and staining his tank top.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-14601400800707549162012-10-05T08:35:00.001+01:002012-10-05T21:08:39.360+01:00A pineapple named Mohammed<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-60164925004413198532012-10-03T22:34:00.000+01:002012-10-03T22:37:20.381+01:00What does Jesus want?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
An eternal question that has puzzled mankind (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene#A_virgin_after_the_Resurrection_of_Jesus_Christ" target="_blank">and Mary Magdalene</a>) for hundreds of years is "What does Jesus want from me?" On the one hand he says love your neighbour and help the poor and on the other hand he threatened to set <a href="http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611_Leviticus-26-22/" target="_blank">big angry dogs</a> onto some fella's kids. Retribution Council estate style.<br />
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However if there's one thing we can be certain of he didn't want you to pour Chardonnay through a hosepipe stuck up your bum.<br />
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Alexandra Broughton - <a href="http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/oct/02/ut-students-lawyer-claims-false-information-releas/" target="_blank">who whines on and on about not being gay</a> - is deeply unhappy that police released details of his drunken bum fun with friends as it's unchristian, so much so that as soon as his lawyer can think of a reason he'll be suing them for laughing at him.<br />
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Too late Alex boyo - you said this is against God's law (It's somewhere near the back in the weird bit where the world's ending I assume) and he was watching. He knows what you do when you've got a tube, a copy of Men's health magazine, half a bottle of communion wine and some butter, and he's laughing about it with his mate Budda, in fact all the deities are pissing themselves at you.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-27757382511759171062012-09-26T23:01:00.003+01:002012-09-26T23:03:08.772+01:00Got to dash?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Hyperrealistic is not a word used all that often. Realistic is usually sufficient, sometimes super or very or even extremely realistic is required. If something is hyper-realistic then - Lord protect us - it's going to be spookily life like, or maybe more so. May be it looks so much like the thing it's supposed to look like you can't really make out it is.<br />
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Whatever it really means it's obviously made an appearance on the MailOnline's adjective of the day desk calendar as there are <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2208877/Caught-canvas-The-hyperrealistic-drawings-look-good-mistake-photographs.html" target="_blank">two stories</a> - <i>separated only by tales of Hitler's love for dandelions and how gypsies want your pensions probably</i> - using the word in <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2208636/Yomico-Moreno-Hyper-realistic-tattoos-surreal-images-inked-skin.html" target="_blank">their headlines</a>.<br />
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However much more important than what it means is how you should spell it. With or without the hyphen?<br />
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<a href="http://journalisted.com/anna-edwards" target="_blank">Anna Edwards</a> believes a dash is just an aberrant waste of ink for the weak and cowardly. <a href="https://twitter.com/bstebner" target="_blank">Beth Stebner</a> can't understand why on earth you'd allow two Rs to sit next to each other so cosily without invoking some sort of Spanish tongue rolling festival and ending up slavering all over your computer.<br />
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Sources close to the editor Paul Dacre say he wants this punctuation shambles sorted fast the only way these issues can be settled. Jelly wrestling.<br />
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Currently <a href="http://www.betfair.com/" target="_blank">betfair</a> put Beth odds on favourite at 3/1 because she's forearms like a navvy. However word is that Anna has been <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1027964/Pictured-The-bikini-clad-Cambridge-student-arrested-attacking-spectator-jelly-wrestling-match.html" target="_blank">searching the publication's archives</a> for tactics and may well have a few tricks up her sleeve. Only time will tell.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-85178970479889271812012-09-20T21:54:00.000+01:002012-09-20T21:54:05.789+01:00Defending Kate's honour<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
How dare they eh? I don't know how they've got the nerve. Fancy printing photos of our future Queen with her Boobies out. It's disgusting filth is what it is. The French - and by French I mean generally foreign - press ought to be ashamed of themselves taking photos of a lady when she's in a state of undress. It's unseemly.<br />
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I tell you what I'm glad to see the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2203949/Kate-Middleton-topless-photos-The-Duchess-Cambridges-breasts-NOT-leering-at.html" target="_blank">Mail agrees with me too</a>. That last bastion of common sense and proportional response has set it's wisest lady journalist to put the record straight.<br />
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Right on Suzanne, the disgusting Euro-pervs looking at our Duchesses lovely jubblys is not something we should tolerate. I expect nothing more from your upstanding publication, guardian of our morals. Good on you.<br />
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On a completely separate note here's a <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205368/Kate-Middleton-Closer-photos-Duchess-heads-home-scandal-dress-caught-wind.html?ICO=most_read_module" target="_blank">picture</a> looking up the Duchess of Cambridge's skirt kindly published on the Mail-online's website. Nice arse eh Suzanne? Phwoar!!!<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-56258836442290419802012-09-17T22:31:00.000+01:002012-09-17T22:31:42.344+01:00God goes wild in Oz<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It's been a couple of millennium since he last showed his face but <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204468/Pictured-The-frightening-FIRE-tornado-whirled-Australian-outback-40-MINUTES.html" target="_blank">at last god's turned up again</a>; and he's obviously pissed.<br />
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Like the slow blinking whiffy uncle at a family gathering showing you his one card trick - the one you fathomed as an eight year old and have been explaining how he's been doing it wrong ever since - god's bringing out one of his favourite tools to keep the mortals under control.<br />
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Rumour has it he'd been on the lash for two thousand years with Buddha and had moved on from the communion wine to an old bottle of <a href="http://www.cointreau.com/home-601997.html#header" target="_blank">Cointreau</a> he was given one Christmas (Or was it his birthday?) by Thor. He'd been banging for the last 600 years about how outsourcing his vengeance to various freedom fighters and terrorists was one of his worst mistakes. He missed bringing his little lambs up to heaven personally with <a href="http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.co.uk/2009/01/how-does-god-kill-people-let-me-count.html" target="_blank">fire and brimstone and salt and fiery serpents</a>.<br />
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The orangey liquor proved too much for him and he set about showing his chubby deity mate how smiting should be done. Unfortunately his aim is out and instead of destroying the sin-laden rat's nest of Chipping Norton as he intended and his booze addled fire finger aimed at the Australian outback.<br />
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It's believed he's currently sleeping it off now in a car park in Rhyl and so we'll not be seeing any evidence of his existence for another couple of thousand years, and even then he'll need a cup of coffee and a handful of Panadol before he'll sheepishly set fire to a bush somewhere.</div>
Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-20842094963048601402012-09-15T17:57:00.001+01:002012-09-15T18:20:57.828+01:00Mischief<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
In an ill conceived experiment ( here <a href="http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2012/09/an-expeeriment.html">http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2012/09/an-expeeriment.html</a> ) Mr Hitchens at the MoS is trying to find out how the Internet works and why the whole of the on-line world is against him.<br />
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He's written some quotes that it looks like he'll be searching for to see how the evil monster google and it's chatty bastard son Twitter ignore his "sensible" pronouncements and pounce like a tramp on a sandwich on his more frequent insane statements. He believes these won't make it on-line.<br />
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Well here they are, that's his goose cooked :-)<br />
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“Peter Hitchens believes that numbers prove plenty. He also thinks that Twitter is an electronic left-wing mob”<br />
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"If I say here that “Peter Hitchens says universities should select their students on merit, not in accordance with some egalitarian formula”, will these words find their way on to the web?" Yep they will Peter my angry friend.<br />
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"Peter Hitchens says that political correctness has gone too far. If I want to call a lady darling and give her a friendly squeeze on the rump to show my gratitude for her help picking out a fine vintage alcopop then I should should not have to suffer the indignity of being arrested in my own squat."<br />
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That last one doesn't seem right. I think my copy & paste function has let me down. Here's a picture taken in a pub to show how sorry I am.<br />
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Soz Peter.<br />
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Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-44679773567199207682012-05-18T05:52:00.001+01:002012-05-18T05:52:20.866+01:00Once in never outThere seems to have been a major misunderstanding at the Mail over the duties and responsibilities of scientists.<br />
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Take a look at the remarkable image below of a man being nibbled like a tough chicken satay at an all you can eat buffet. It's a great shot. Now read the accompanying words. <br />
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"Off duty scientist" <br />
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Really does the Mail think scientists are ever off duty? Do they believe that post 5pm the white coat comes off and irrationality is applied to life's ordeals.<br />
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Actually maybe they're right, they have got a photo of a man wrestling with a crocodile and - unless he's graduated from the Giant haystacks college of advanced grappling - that's a daft thing to do.<br />
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But no, this is a one off. As any one who's ever looked at a periodic table knows you're never off duty, much like Norman Wisdom on that police film where he had stilts on to be a copper.<br />
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The war against ignorance ( and short policemen) never ends.<br />
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An interesting <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133032/There-God-spot-new-research-claims-instead-spirituality-exists-brain.html" target="_blank">story</a> about a study into spiritualism carried out by Brick Johnstone is reported in the Mail's science section.</div>
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<a href="http://shp.missouri.edu/profiles/johnstone-brick/index.php" target="_blank">Brick</a> (named after a favourite part of his parent's garden wall) led a team of researchers at the University of Missouri to investigate exactly where in the brain spirituality resides, commonly known as the God-spot. He compared MRI scans of both devout religious followers and cynical atheists and asked them to ponder on the big important questions affecting us all:</div>
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While considering these ageless riddles Brick gazed into their brains to see what was happening. What he found was startling.<br />
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Atheists showed some activity around the right parietal lobe but this rapidly fell away as they realised that they just didn't know the answers. The right parietal lobe is associated with several brain functions including self orientation, consideration of others and making shit up. </div>
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However when the same scans were carried out on ardent followers of a religion (and it didn't matter which brand they were) a greater amount of activity was seen in these same lobes. These lobes, the green and blues areas in the scans below, are known to neurologists as the H C Andersen areas and are responsible for manufacturing stories and excuses. In addition to this several lesions were seen in the left hand lobe that are missing in people who don't think Jesus brings presents down their chimney every December.<br />
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Unfortunately Brick wasn't available to comment on his findings but his wife - Lintel Johnstone, 42 - registered her surprise.<br />
"I can hardly believe he's found the G (God) spot after all these years. It must be down the the support of his team. Normally he just prods about randomly like a blind man using a typewriter."</div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-69047690316494777482012-04-07T18:34:00.001+01:002012-04-07T18:34:53.091+01:00The Daily Mail song<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Only just come across this Dan & Dan song (Thanks Gren) but thought it was brilliant.<br />
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Enjoy...<br />
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<br /></div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-75191640975543642432012-03-21T21:47:00.000+00:002012-03-21T21:47:49.867+00:00Is George Osborne a psychopath?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">And by that I don't mean that he <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=george%20osborne%20looking%20evil&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCMQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgeorgeosbornelookingevil.tumblr.com%2F&ei=n0dqT6euNqOy0QWS_umQCQ&usg=AFQjCNEA-X6Nhbnhcv1DZlnNtZ_C2FCO6Q" target="_blank">murders street kids</a> after enticing them into his hired Lexus with promises of free smack and Polish vodka. I've not found any evidence that he's done this and frankly you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking he's got corpses stashed in a Big Yellow Storage depot in Croydon and holds tea parties with them dressed up as impish Victorian urchins. This is unlikely to have happened.<br />
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No, I wonder how his behaviour would contrast with a diagnosed psychopath if they had been delivering the budget speech today.<br />
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Psychopathy can be diagnosed utilising a 20 point checklist devised by a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare_Psychopathy_Checklist" target="_blank">Dr. Hare</a>. The 20 traits described include; glib and superficial charm, shallow affect, cunning and manipulativeness, lack of remorse or guilt and juvenile delinquency amongst others.<br />
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George's <a href="http://neitherangryorscared.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/is-it-raining.html" target="_blank">Hookers and Coke</a> youth accounts for the last point but in his selling of the upper tax bracket reduction is there evidence of other, sociopathic, traits?<br />
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There's no doubt about about his glib charm, his smarmyness knows little bounds so what about the others?<br />
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Imagine if there <i>was</i> a psychopath who was desperate to pay less tax but was in such a position that criminally evading payment would be spotted in an instant, if he was chancellor for instance. Do you not think he'd use his cunning and manipulativeness to make sure that people thought his tax bill was bad for them? Using all his super - psycho powers to get the media on side and drip feed a narrative that him being out of pocket was bad for everyone, rich and poor alike.<br />
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Then when it had been kicked through into law he could show a complete lack of remorse by pointing out that it wasn't such a big deal anyway, after all it raised "next to nothing". That next to nothing was in fact one billion pounds, enough to "<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15878796" target="_blank">Provide hope</a>" to 160,000 youngsters according to the Deputy Prime Minister.<br />
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Looking through the other dozen or so Psycho traits <a href="http://www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm" target="_blank">here</a> I score Mr Osbourne as a conservative 22 points out of Peter Sutcliffe possible 40. Not enough to be a full blown nutjob but maybe a man who has criminal tendencies.<br />
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So if he's not mental then the 10% tax cut for Britain's wealthiest must be solely down to self serving greed and the sexually motivated murders are just a hobby.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"><b>Disclaimer : George Osborne, wall paper heir and chancellor of the exchequer, does not kill homeless people for sexual kicks. Or for their money.</b></span></div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-86330167429585236842012-03-08T23:14:00.000+00:002012-03-08T23:14:26.182+00:00Eat Bananas and look buff<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">As if keeping you regular isn't enough reason to chow down on a cherry or munch on a melon it's a delight to find out that finishing your greens also <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2111663/Fruit-veg-make-cuter-Best-incentive-improving-diet.html" target="_blank">makes you better lookin</a>g.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJrgtCu9E-ArjNUB7911Tew68RQRK8owKcnfxwclFdIcq7N1q2dSUZlvJSzZrPu6OECgnNVpXHO_S_m0FbCSTlGTpBFA4rcbiWcF5pHN2NCAtqAnPVmAPW35VJ9pyHkEAMCAAbrGuw1LyH/s1600/Screen+shot+2012-03-08+at+22.27.17.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJrgtCu9E-ArjNUB7911Tew68RQRK8owKcnfxwclFdIcq7N1q2dSUZlvJSzZrPu6OECgnNVpXHO_S_m0FbCSTlGTpBFA4rcbiWcF5pHN2NCAtqAnPVmAPW35VJ9pyHkEAMCAAbrGuw1LyH/s400/Screen+shot+2012-03-08+at+22.27.17.png" width="400" /></a></div>Praise Tescos, could this be the panacea that people who resemble Bulldogs licking piss off a nettle have been waiting for? Is it likely we'll catch <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1063366/Top-Tory-Michael-Gove-bed-Oxford-romp.html" target="_blank">Michael Gove</a> filling his face with Brussel sprouts so he doesn't scare children - something you'd think would be a pre-requisite for an Education minister.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"You want me..."</td></tr>
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Unfortunately for the world's munters leek and potato soup doesn't lead to a head transplant. What Tamara Cohen tells us is the best you can hope for is a slight change in face colour moving from a pasty hue to a more pleasing shade of skin. Scientists have used a camera that can detect the tiny changes in the colour of your skin after pursuing a healthy diet, changes that render you more pretty.<br />
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The Mail then treats us to a before and after photo showing this amazing revelation.<br />
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Now I know what you're thinking, that's just the same photo with the hue changed in photoshop. Well shame on you, this is science & tech we're discussing here, it says so on the Mail online header. There can be no doubt that this image was taken from that special camera Miss Cohen was banging on about earlier. Thinking differently makes you a science denier like one of those swivel eyed numpties who wear tin foil hats and insist God made Eve out of BBQ ribs or something.<br />
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Indeed a quick search of <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/" target="_blank">Medline</a> allows you to find the original paper and here there are more revelations. Depending on the type of fruit or vegetable you indulge in you will enjoy a tiny, imperceptible, change in the colour of your skin. Now under normal circumstances this would not be noticeable to the naked eye, but luckily using the same camera as before you get these startling results.<br />
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Eat too many tomatoes and the Lycopene lends your appearance a rouge hue;<br />
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<div>A diet rich in plums leads to a delicate pinkish glow;</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Keep carrier bags away from children</td></tr>
</tbody></table>And finally the king of fruits; lager. Picked from the thorny Anheuser Bush this tasty berry was a favourite of George Best and lent him his healthy yellow sheen.<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Maggie Simpson grows up</td></tr>
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</div></div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-70968807508852396512012-02-29T19:42:00.003+00:002012-02-29T19:50:23.742+00:00Georgie's happy ending<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A little bright economic news for Berkshire's resident perverts, reported in this week's Midweek Observer, as prossies slash their rates.<br />
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Rumours this is an initiative proposed by the chancellor - whose <a href="http://neitherangryorscared.blogspot.com/2011/09/is-it-raining.html" target="_blank">seedy hookers & coke youth</a> means he can no longer look his mum in the eye whenever <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Baxter" target="_blank">Billie Piper</a> comes on the TV - have been hotly denied. <br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYbBiQwHHR0FtIF5cT1PULOUoZp0bT-AENTO1qh2vgAd7GLHLUD9EFJIA9xkPEcr9kwbPPsLzkMCkO7xBMqZhC6zbqZ2Bj8I2RydsWAgSNZAgfTBHWUbSEppH4qKHbNAJiE2afVpwKsAXm/s640/blogger-image-518022241.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYbBiQwHHR0FtIF5cT1PULOUoZp0bT-AENTO1qh2vgAd7GLHLUD9EFJIA9xkPEcr9kwbPPsLzkMCkO7xBMqZhC6zbqZ2Bj8I2RydsWAgSNZAgfTBHWUbSEppH4qKHbNAJiE2afVpwKsAXm/s640/blogger-image-518022241.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Lilo Lil suffers deflation</td></tr>
</tbody></table></div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-30988644446291099542012-02-19T17:07:00.001+00:002012-02-19T18:59:16.268+00:00Proof God doesn't exist<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">It's been a tough week for atheists, God's been wheeling out his big hitters to gloat over him using all his unworldly power to make a 70 year old man have a<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2012/feb/15/richard-dawkins-title-origin-species?newsfeed=true" target="_blank"> memory lapse</a>.<br />
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The problem many unbelievers have is that there is just such a glut of evidence in favour of God. Here we have Allah in a tomato...<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUdC-Ef2H0L31hKhLFB9d8Wg6mwwHRiV9IsmMBcm5sjkwJsR0xV7kC2t9vIflYIWLP-g47kzqgVDIL0-t8rqJEY_IOUB7TSP-70dpeozv1v0mtZrW0qmwgNGmnxRQemSuYKjrNJAxsqvky/s1600/Allah.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUdC-Ef2H0L31hKhLFB9d8Wg6mwwHRiV9IsmMBcm5sjkwJsR0xV7kC2t9vIflYIWLP-g47kzqgVDIL0-t8rqJEY_IOUB7TSP-70dpeozv1v0mtZrW0qmwgNGmnxRQemSuYKjrNJAxsqvky/s1600/Allah.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Proof of life</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Jesus in a fish finger...<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxaS62HaEugur1ComPG-snmzzeFoHkMZpF6VTbfPvAuqPhPOak5xUFc6oJ-1iglAEnEDyTzWPbkE66_WL5znhSSQr3Yfgw8P3ELapbVvUk4HYO8ndBjGozwRnVY48ajSLrWUEA2tkbRSEC/s1600/Jesus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxaS62HaEugur1ComPG-snmzzeFoHkMZpF6VTbfPvAuqPhPOak5xUFc6oJ-1iglAEnEDyTzWPbkE66_WL5znhSSQr3Yfgw8P3ELapbVvUk4HYO8ndBjGozwRnVY48ajSLrWUEA2tkbRSEC/s1600/Jesus.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Funny how you never see God and<br />
Captain Birdseye together.<br />
Makes you think eh?</td></tr>
</tbody></table>And I can't find any Jewish images so their religion must just be made up.<br />
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</div><div>Like the Jews, atheists didn't have any evidence for their point of view (aside from all the science stuff that contradicts the rubbish written in religious texts; but that doesn't seem to hold much weight with suicide bombers) until now.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Last night after a long cold walk in the rain I put the fire on to warm up and was confronted by a sign that Darwin himself would have understood as vindication of evolution - clear indication that we're here by chance and have evolved over millions of years into the neurotic angry animals we are today.</div><div><br />
</div><div>I give you fire chimp.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div>Somebody ring the pope the gig's up, he's out of work.</div></div>Scottiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05412537303966514195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994465148414602423.post-21364120580007406152012-02-16T22:18:00.000+00:002012-02-16T22:18:00.064+00:00The sad truth about Whitney Houston's death<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Whitney Houston's tragic early death came as a shock. When celebrities die unexpectedly it does jolt you a little, you feel as though you sort of know them just because they're there or there abouts in your life, in the papers, on TV or playing on your car stereo.<br />
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For this reason you feel a natural urge to find out what happened, how and why.<br />
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Luckily the Daily Mail doesn't let us down and seeks out the facts of a hideous situation, carefully weeding out the lies, disinformation and conspiracies to leave us with the truth distilled and pure so we can start mourning and remembering.<br />
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In Whitney's case the horrible truth is what we all feared; it was the drink that got her...<br />
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</div>Although this may have been provoked by her secret gay life...<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Or if not the pain of not being able to choose the right woman, maybe it was choosing the wrong men...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Whichever it was she knew that things weren't right because she was regularly visiting her doctor...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Or more likely she knew things weren't right because she'd had a premonition and wanted to see Jesus - presumably the son of God, and not the Mexican fella who owns a taco stall near her house...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This really is getting into the realms of the crazy. There's no way Miss Houston predicted her own death, why would she? That's what rising football star Aaron Ramsey is for...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So there you have all the facts you need to know about the tragic demise of a talented singer. Reporting that makes editor Paul Dacre <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/feb/06/leveson-inquiry-sue-akers-paul-dacre-live#block-131" target="_blank">proud</a> informs us that the singer died due to drink and drink & drugs because she was a secret lesbian who was haunted by the toxic men in her life and so knew time was running short due to her doctors visits and religious visions and Premier league goal stats. I feel I can start mourning now the truth is known.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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